Lawyer Jokes For Speeches

An amish man named smith was injured when he and his horse was struck by a car at an intersection.

Lawyer jokes for speeches. In court he was cross examined by the driver s lawyer. A good lawyer may not let you win an argument but she ll definitely let you exercise the freedom of speech and would laugh along at a joke made at the expense of their profession. The attorney was somewhat taken aback and told st.

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She s gonna be a great lawyer i bet. The girl lawyer wanna be talks so fast. Whether you re the bride or groom a guest or part of the wedding party it s always good to have the audience laughing when you give a speech at a wedding.

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